1 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:08,656 D'oh! 2 00:00:13,093 --> 00:00:13,720 _ 3 00:00:13,768 --> 00:00:14,721 _ 4 00:00:14,731 --> 00:00:15,822 _ 5 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:27,918 ♪ Bowl me to the moon ♪ 6 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,846 ♪ And roll me to the stars ♪ 7 00:00:31,924 --> 00:00:33,106 ♪ Hey ♪ 8 00:00:33,183 --> 00:00:35,850 ♪ This is more than just a game ♪ 9 00:00:35,928 --> 00:00:39,687 ♪ For big fat dopes in bars ♪ 10 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:40,688 ♪ No ♪ 11 00:00:40,766 --> 00:00:42,949 ♪ For lazy guys ♪ 12 00:00:43,026 --> 00:00:45,360 ♪ This is a sport ♪ 13 00:00:45,437 --> 00:00:48,005 ♪ Doo bap, doo boop bee boo wow ♪ 14 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,410 It's today. 15 00:00:53,412 --> 00:00:54,502 It's today! 16 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:56,671 - What day is it? - Saturday. 17 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:57,898 It's today! 18 00:01:02,003 --> 00:01:03,139 _ 19 00:01:04,490 --> 00:01:05,530 Whoopie. 20 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,924 Move over Los Angeles and Philadelphia. 21 00:01:07,926 --> 00:01:11,611 It's Springfield's turn to have its drunken sports fans 22 00:01:11,763 --> 00:01:14,931 climb streetlights and burn down the town. 23 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:17,767 That's right, finally, after years of phantom fouls 24 00:01:17,769 --> 00:01:19,119 and butt fumbles, 25 00:01:19,271 --> 00:01:23,030 one of our beloved local sports teams, the "Pin Pals," 26 00:01:23,032 --> 00:01:24,958 have made it to the state championship. 27 00:01:25,034 --> 00:01:28,220 With Springfield's years of failure at sports, the arts, 28 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,797 and our disastrous toddler boxing tournament, 29 00:01:30,874 --> 00:01:34,726 it's no exaggeration to say that our "Super Bowlers" are 30 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:38,680 garnering tremendous pin-terest. 31 00:01:42,385 --> 00:01:43,385 _ 32 00:01:44,463 --> 00:01:47,147 Finally, strikes I can support. 33 00:01:47,223 --> 00:01:48,148 _ 34 00:01:48,224 --> 00:01:50,057 Mayor, you've been accused of being 35 00:01:50,135 --> 00:01:52,152 a fair-weather fan for this team. 36 00:01:52,228 --> 00:01:53,319 Not true. 37 00:01:53,396 --> 00:01:56,063 I am a dyed-in-the-wool fan of these... 38 00:01:56,141 --> 00:01:57,157 Bowlers. 39 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:59,066 Bowlers?! Really? 40 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,660 People still do that? 41 00:02:00,737 --> 00:02:03,830 So you don't mind that they say you're jumping on the bandwagon? 42 00:02:03,907 --> 00:02:07,759 Let me just say, no one jumps later or harder than I. 43 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:11,430 To the Pin Heads, eh... Pin Pals. 44 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:20,680 And now, your heroes, the Pin Pals. 45 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:23,775 How you doing? 46 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,185 Marry me! 47 00:02:25,261 --> 00:02:26,686 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. 48 00:02:26,763 --> 00:02:28,930 Anyhoo, I could never have made it 49 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:32,934 without my very good friends, Homer, Carl, Flanders, 50 00:02:33,011 --> 00:02:36,938 and that new guy from Portugal whose, uh, name I forget. 51 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:40,305 _ 52 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,480 _ 53 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,689 Yi-yo-yu! 54 00:02:47,325 --> 00:02:49,325 He don't speak the good English or nothing, 55 00:02:49,327 --> 00:02:51,327 but he sure as hell can roll strikes. 56 00:02:51,329 --> 00:02:55,331 And he's got a very hot sister, or girlfriend, or mother... 57 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:56,858 It's really hard to tell. 58 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,594 Eu te amo. 59 00:03:00,672 --> 00:03:02,021 All right. Based on my experience, 60 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,523 that is not his mother. 61 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:07,268 Uh, I just want to say, we aren't just doing this for us. 62 00:03:07,345 --> 00:03:11,197 It is going to mean the world to this entire town. 63 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,940 Excuse me, but I don't see 64 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,535 how the town possibly benefits from this. 65 00:03:15,611 --> 00:03:16,795 We'd be helped a lot more 66 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,205 by a traffic light on Elm Street. 67 00:03:20,692 --> 00:03:23,617 Smack him with his bone! Smack him good! 68 00:03:23,695 --> 00:03:25,619 Uh, my friends and neighbors... 69 00:03:25,697 --> 00:03:26,971 Reluctant neighbors. 70 00:03:28,514 --> 00:03:31,309 I'd just like us to, uh, bow our heads, 71 00:03:31,386 --> 00:03:33,052 - and thank... - Stupid Flanders. 72 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,038 Turns everything good into church. 73 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,557 Just once, can you not mention God? 74 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:40,376 All righty, then, let me just s-say way to go, 75 00:03:40,378 --> 00:03:41,986 Big Guy in the Sky. 76 00:03:42,063 --> 00:03:45,565 And his son, Jesus Christ. Amen. 77 00:03:45,641 --> 00:03:47,641 Jesus is God's rod. 78 00:03:48,776 --> 00:03:50,887 Jesus is God's rod. 79 00:03:51,468 --> 00:03:52,488 Blasphemy. 80 00:03:53,391 --> 00:03:58,077 And now, O captain, my captain, Homer Simpson. 81 00:03:59,898 --> 00:04:02,507 There's one word that defines this team. 82 00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:05,326 And that word isn't "can" or "might." 83 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:09,255 That word is, uh, wait a minute. 84 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,090 Cards out of order... 85 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,167 Can't read my own writing here. 86 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,428 Oh, okay, it's "will." 87 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:17,814 Yes, we will! 88 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:21,526 Let's go Pin Pals. 89 00:04:21,603 --> 00:04:23,528 Win that title. 90 00:04:23,605 --> 00:04:26,089 Win that title! 91 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:30,660 - Let's get pickles. - Let's get pickles. 92 00:04:31,613 --> 00:04:32,853 All right folks, break it up. 93 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:35,039 Unless you're jerkin' a gherkin, go on home. 94 00:04:39,437 --> 00:04:42,772 Oh, Homie. Today was magnificent. 95 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:45,032 I always thought bowling was just an excuse 96 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,277 to get away from the kids and drink a lot of beer. 97 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,055 What? No. Never. What? 98 00:04:51,132 --> 00:04:54,283 But now it's made the whole town proud of you. 99 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:56,377 And I'm part of the town, 100 00:04:56,454 --> 00:04:58,045 so this comes from the heart. 101 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,806 Ugh, I can't say it. I don't want to say it. 102 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,792 You can't make me say it, and I won't say it. 103 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:04,293 Or even think it! 104 00:05:04,295 --> 00:05:05,695 Aw, thank you, son. 105 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,889 I love you all. Water my plants. 106 00:05:08,967 --> 00:05:10,724 You don't have any plants. 107 00:05:10,802 --> 00:05:12,660 Then we're good. Bye. 108 00:05:26,334 --> 00:05:27,817 Ain't this the life? 109 00:05:27,819 --> 00:05:29,168 Whirly birding, 110 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,821 full can of soda, two bags of peanuts. 111 00:05:31,823 --> 00:05:33,322 I've never known such luxury. 112 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:35,491 I could die right now a happy man. 113 00:05:35,510 --> 00:05:37,435 This is your captain speaking. 114 00:05:37,512 --> 00:05:39,662 Please buckle up as we attempt to clear 115 00:05:39,664 --> 00:05:41,272 the treacherous mountain peak. 116 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:42,431 Wha...?! 117 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:47,195 No worries. Every chopper in town takes this route. 118 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:57,697 Overweight? How is that possible? 119 00:05:57,773 --> 00:06:01,701 Pilot, five passengers, five 14-pound balls... 120 00:06:01,777 --> 00:06:03,628 Uh, I wanted a little extra oomph, 121 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:06,372 so I actually brought a 16-pound ball. 122 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:10,301 Me, too. By which I mean I brought two 16-pound balls. 123 00:06:10,378 --> 00:06:12,712 Anyone else want to brag about their balls? 124 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:14,138 I mean, seriously? 125 00:06:14,215 --> 00:06:17,124 Fausto bring this. For good luck. 126 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,310 Yi-yo-yu! 127 00:06:21,372 --> 00:06:23,815 I'm gonna have to put her down on the mountain. 128 00:06:23,891 --> 00:06:26,109 Of all the times to be sober. 129 00:06:29,397 --> 00:06:31,614 This could be it. 130 00:06:31,615 --> 00:06:33,115 _ 131 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:35,326 At least I can say goodbye. 132 00:06:35,403 --> 00:06:37,220 - Hello? - Marge... 133 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:40,389 We're not home now, so please don't rob us. 134 00:06:40,391 --> 00:06:41,648 Leave a message. 135 00:06:42,392 --> 00:06:44,727 Listen, Marge, we've had our arguments, 136 00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:47,413 we've had our things, but thank God I have the time 137 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,156 to tell you how I really feel... 138 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,325 - Mailbox full. - D'oh! 139 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:54,905 _ 140 00:06:54,906 --> 00:06:56,764 _ 141 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,688 Whee! Ah! 142 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,845 As your captain, one thing is clear: 143 00:07:11,923 --> 00:07:13,589 we must get off this mountain. 144 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:15,258 And I'm no expert on mountains, 145 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,869 but I say down is this way. 146 00:07:18,194 --> 00:07:19,361 _ 147 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,622 D'oh! 148 00:07:21,623 --> 00:07:22,623 _ 149 00:07:24,952 --> 00:07:26,169 D'oh! 150 00:07:26,653 --> 00:07:28,235 _ 151 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,365 What the...? 152 00:07:31,442 --> 00:07:32,884 I wouldn't leave just yet, Homer. 153 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,386 Our new friend there still hasn't woken up. 154 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,871 Oh, God! Spanish-what's-his-name. 155 00:07:37,949 --> 00:07:40,808 It's Portuguese-what's-his-name, you idiot. 156 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,468 Chief? 157 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,787 - Is there any word? - 'Fraid not. 158 00:07:44,789 --> 00:07:47,473 Apparently they knocked out a cell phone tower 159 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,715 on the way down. 160 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:51,627 Wait, wait! Uh, now we're getting somewhere. 161 00:07:51,629 --> 00:07:52,904 - _ - Yeah. 162 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:56,816 Oh, thank God, man. I was starting to lose all hope. 163 00:07:56,892 --> 00:07:58,651 Oh, you hungry cops 164 00:07:58,727 --> 00:08:00,303 put-a my kids through college. 165 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:03,414 Seven-a sisters. Not the women's colleges. 166 00:08:03,491 --> 00:08:05,083 I have-a seven daughters: 167 00:08:05,159 --> 00:08:08,235 Gia, Mia, Pia, Tia, Zia, 168 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:10,996 Iphigenia, and then Emily, for some reason. 169 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,131 I don't know. 170 00:08:13,668 --> 00:08:16,076 Hmm, still barely breathing. 171 00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:18,763 If the Lord could carry His cross, 172 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,990 I can carry this poor soul. 173 00:08:20,992 --> 00:08:22,992 Huh? Well, look at that. 174 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:26,604 Flanders risking his own life to save another. 175 00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:27,685 Wow. 176 00:08:27,756 --> 00:08:30,015 Homer, could you get my water bottle? 177 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,567 No. 178 00:08:35,831 --> 00:08:37,782 A phone! Someone's got cell service. 179 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,525 Hello, Moe speaking. 180 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,527 Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Simpson. 181 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,012 First name, Homer. 182 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:44,680 Oh, I recognize that voice. 183 00:08:44,682 --> 00:08:46,198 You ever call me again, you little puke, 184 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:49,794 I'm gonna cut you up, use your intestines as violin strings, 185 00:08:49,871 --> 00:08:51,537 and play "Flight of the Bumblebee!" 186 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:54,281 I'm gonna go Rimsky-Korsakov on yas. 187 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:56,617 I'm just trying to find my dad. 188 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:58,878 Yeah, right. Try looking in hell, hell boy! 189 00:08:58,954 --> 00:09:00,696 Ay caramba! 190 00:09:00,698 --> 00:09:02,214 Moe, you idiot! 191 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,642 You were the only one with cellular service. 192 00:09:05,574 --> 00:09:07,961 What have I done? Me and my anger issues. 193 00:09:08,039 --> 00:09:11,056 Dr. Rubenstein's gonna be so disappointed. 194 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,302 Stupid avalanche. 195 00:09:21,569 --> 00:09:23,386 No connection. 196 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:24,887 And it's almost night. 197 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,890 I feel so much regret. 198 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:31,744 I never got the chance to tell my son I loved him. 199 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:34,655 Never? You're 87 years old. 200 00:09:34,732 --> 00:09:37,066 Uh, it was on my "to do" list. 201 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:38,083 Take a look. 202 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,193 See? 203 00:09:42,192 --> 00:09:43,535 _ 204 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,725 Still no sign of the missing bowlers. 205 00:09:46,802 --> 00:09:48,227 And one thing I must say now, 206 00:09:48,303 --> 00:09:50,470 there is nothing a newscaster loves better 207 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,897 than missing people, 208 00:09:51,899 --> 00:09:53,824 be they on a mountain, in a submarine, 209 00:09:53,901 --> 00:09:56,142 or, preferably, deep under rubble. 210 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,736 Even if we know they're dead, 211 00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,813 we'll keep it quiet for a few days, 212 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,557 just to keep the ratings up. 213 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,818 And now, tonight's lotto, which no one ever wins. 214 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,462 _ 215 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,488 No...! 216 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,416 Why am I talking like this? 217 00:10:11,493 --> 00:10:14,920 I'm not falling, just clinging to the edge! 218 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:19,517 Oh, man, that was close. How deep is that thing, anyway? 219 00:10:19,593 --> 00:10:22,520 Only one way to find out. 220 00:10:27,117 --> 00:10:30,419 Gentlemen, I fear we're starting to hallucinate. 221 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,862 That's crazy talk. 222 00:10:31,939 --> 00:10:34,031 Barney, pick up the spare. 223 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,522 Listen to me. Time to get your cuckoos back in your clocks. 224 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,933 We're approaching the point of no return. 225 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:47,319 Flanders, h-how do I put this? 226 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,029 I was thinking I might want to... 227 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,215 oh, this is so embarrassing... 228 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,341 pray. 229 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:56,036 There are no atheists in foxholes. 230 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,113 Oh, yes. Foxes are very religious. 231 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,783 I'd be praying if a bunch of guys in red vests on horses 232 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,134 were trying to kill me. 233 00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,286 Now, make with the Our Father. 234 00:11:06,473 --> 00:11:09,124 Still no word on the Springfield team. 235 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:13,153 Please observe an anticipatory 60-second moment of silence. 236 00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:17,908 Wasn't me. 237 00:11:19,394 --> 00:11:20,494 Strike. 238 00:11:22,156 --> 00:11:25,249 My friends, if we just have faith in the good Lord 239 00:11:25,326 --> 00:11:27,418 who blew us to bits on the side of the mountain, 240 00:11:27,494 --> 00:11:28,586 we'll be okay. 241 00:11:28,662 --> 00:11:31,738 Hey, Churchy Joe, tell that to my piggies! 242 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,424 The word "frostbite" sounds so cutesy 243 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,984 when people get it at Buffalo Bills games, 244 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,244 but when it happens to you, ugh! 245 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,824 Well, I think things will be just fine. 246 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,676 Really? And who made you Optimist Prime? 247 00:11:44,753 --> 00:11:48,013 I broke open my first aid kit. 248 00:11:49,081 --> 00:11:50,924 Anybody else holding out on anything? 249 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,592 Like me with these two bags of peanuts, 250 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:56,655 which I'm going to eat right now despite my peanut allergy. 251 00:12:01,269 --> 00:12:04,121 See this? This is the face of a survivor. 252 00:12:05,774 --> 00:12:08,367 Uh, Christmas decorations? 253 00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:10,443 Uh, in October? 254 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,297 We've done everything we can to help your father, so... 255 00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:16,024 I thought this would help us feel better. 256 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,621 Bart, they say a kid is only as happy 257 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,623 as their saddest parent. 258 00:12:29,297 --> 00:12:31,464 Zoom in on the heartbroken family. 259 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,816 Zoom, I say! 260 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,318 No. I can't. 261 00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:36,728 I didn't go to journalism school to be a ghoul. 262 00:12:36,805 --> 00:12:38,822 I went because it was an easy major. 263 00:12:38,899 --> 00:12:42,718 Take your soul and get the hell out of local news. 264 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,287 Fausto... not good. 265 00:12:46,289 --> 00:12:48,390 My friend, we will get you back 266 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,651 and then you and I will have a grand old time. 267 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,486 I hear you silently agreeing. 268 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,248 We'll go fishing and make s'mores 269 00:12:56,324 --> 00:12:58,233 and we'll be best friends. 270 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,843 You're a Catholic and I'm a Christian, 271 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,586 but we'll work through that. 272 00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:03,847 Ooh, more silent agreement. 273 00:13:03,924 --> 00:13:05,424 Here, my friend, let me... let me set you down 274 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,559 so we can talk about our great future. 275 00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:11,430 Save your breath, pal. He's dead. 276 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,266 No! No, he's not dead. H-He's just resting. 277 00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:16,585 Oh, Lord, you can't be this cruel. 278 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,755 Sorry, man. I knew he was a goner a while ago, 279 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,940 but I liked watching you carry him. 280 00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:23,592 We were gonna make s'mores. 281 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,278 Now there'll just be s'nothing. 282 00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:28,855 Poor Fausto. Poor Flanders. 283 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,690 You really tried, man. 284 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,267 Oh, I mean it. 285 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,119 I'm not just hugging you because you're warm, 286 00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:35,954 although that's a big part of it. 287 00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:37,214 You're a good man. 288 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,216 Homer, I knew you had a heart. 289 00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:41,534 Just like the Cowardly Lion. 290 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:45,055 He always had a heart. What he lacked was courage. 291 00:13:45,132 --> 00:13:47,707 And the Scarecrow lacked straw, right? 292 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,284 No, he was nothing but straw. 293 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,879 Wow. I'm looking at everything with new eyes. 294 00:13:52,881 --> 00:13:54,790 Just like the Tin Man. 295 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,808 That's not what the Tin Man... 296 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,310 Look, just give me another hug. 297 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,722 All right, gentlemen, there's a subject we need to discuss. 298 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,892 Now we've waited long enough, I'm just going to say it: 299 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,412 It is time that we resorted to cannibalism. 300 00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:09,580 Mmm. 301 00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:11,823 What? No. Absolutely not. 302 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,492 I'm not saying we eat him. 303 00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:16,119 I'm saying we prepare him to be eaten. 304 00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,738 If he gets frozen, we'll just end up with junk food, 305 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,649 like his hair or his toenails. 306 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,651 What? 307 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,926 Stop! Stop! Stop! 308 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,337 Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! 309 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,931 Just gimme a wing. Come on. You got two, come on! 310 00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:30,184 No eating people. 311 00:14:32,587 --> 00:14:34,396 _ 312 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,128 _ 313 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,325 If I eat these, and don't share them... 314 00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:41,085 it breaks every value I have. 315 00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:44,739 But just thinking about it also means I've sinned. Hmm. 316 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,741 I must say, it's a lot easier to have this debate 317 00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:48,518 with my mouth full of matzah. 318 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,353 Flanders? 319 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,672 - Yes? - It's so clear to me now. 320 00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:54,357 You're the better man, Ned. 321 00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:55,600 Well, that's not true. 322 00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:57,477 You've got the highest average on the team. 323 00:14:57,512 --> 00:14:58,862 I'm nothing compared to you. 324 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,272 Have you noticed I haven't called you "stupid Flanders" 325 00:15:01,349 --> 00:15:02,682 once on this mountain? 326 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:05,184 What do you want, a Nobel Peace Prize? 327 00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:08,187 Sorry, sorry, I really do appreciate it. 328 00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:09,522 It's just that I've come to realize 329 00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:11,766 I'm not a natural leader, like you. 330 00:15:11,768 --> 00:15:14,544 The Lord has a time and a place for everyone, my friend. 331 00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,271 Homer, if the high altitude 332 00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:17,789 hasn't turned your brain to mulch, 333 00:15:17,865 --> 00:15:19,699 would you like to lead us in prayer? 334 00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:22,552 Heavenly father, who art in truck stop. 335 00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:25,722 Ping-pong. Rock. Zipper. Jambalaya. 336 00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:29,317 Now, don't worry. 337 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,453 Just 'cause one of us has a tickle in his whistle 338 00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,230 doesn't mean... 339 00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:40,645 We're in the tenth frame, people. 340 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,889 If you want me to eat youse later, just say nothing. 341 00:15:57,814 --> 00:15:59,572 Chief, any news? 342 00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,316 About what? Oh, right. 343 00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:03,409 Um, Marge, with conditions 344 00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:05,745 as bad as they are on that mountain, 345 00:16:05,822 --> 00:16:09,507 even if they somehow did survive the crash, uh, 346 00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:11,676 oh, how can I put this gently? 347 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,419 What do you mean, "gently"? 348 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,272 You basically told me they're dead! 349 00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:17,941 Will you please leave my family be? 350 00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:20,518 Never easy being a cop. 351 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,003 Then why did you become one? 352 00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:24,856 'Cause I look great in blue. It goes with my eyes. 353 00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,357 Your eyes are black. 354 00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:28,359 Well, I've wasted my life. 355 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,696 Patty and Selma? 356 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,124 Oh, this day couldn't get any worse. 357 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,442 Is what my dad would say if he were alive. 358 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,020 Marge, dear, at a time like this, 359 00:16:39,022 --> 00:16:41,798 all we want to do is sit and hold your hand. 360 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,259 No talk. Just love. 361 00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:47,620 I did want to say one thing: 362 00:16:47,697 --> 00:16:49,639 "Better get your booty shorts to the cleaners 363 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:52,124 "because you're gonna be the most popular widow 364 00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:54,035 on the pickleball circuit." 365 00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:55,478 He's not dead! 366 00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:57,388 Well, we can't be sure... 367 00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,799 But we did use generative AI 368 00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:02,301 to make an image of Homer as a corpse. 369 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,487 To get you used to the idea, dear. 370 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:10,327 Some of these we had even before the crash. 371 00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:12,554 He's not dead. He's not dead! 372 00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:15,498 In fact, I bet he's even going to save the day. 373 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,560 Can you excuse us? 374 00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:21,004 We need to go outside and laugh. 375 00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,249 Oh, is this it? 376 00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,068 My story ends now? 377 00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:31,806 Buried in the snow, frozen alone like broccoli in my freezer? 378 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,579 My dear son, are you ready to join me? 379 00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:40,523 I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place. 380 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,677 Um... That's not exactly where I am. 381 00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:47,589 They are very hard on former left-wing radicals 382 00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:48,773 in the afterlife. 383 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,108 What are you saying? 384 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:53,428 I'm in a place with a lot of incredible people. 385 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,706 Machiavelli, Che Guevara, 386 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,858 Casanova. 387 00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:01,861 Casanova. Oh, Casanova. 388 00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:06,958 I thought dying in 1798 would keep me from being MeToo'd. 389 00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:08,802 Um... Um... 390 00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,391 Mom? What are you making? 391 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:17,543 All of your father's favorites. For when he comes back. 392 00:18:17,621 --> 00:18:19,712 Pork chops, glazed ham, 393 00:18:19,789 --> 00:18:23,233 fried hooves, snout surprise. 394 00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,977 Oh, I can't be in the same room with that smell. 395 00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:28,813 Yeah, it's pretty disgusting. 396 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:35,394 Hey, someone's cooking. 397 00:18:35,472 --> 00:18:37,288 Marge is cooking! 398 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,083 I can't die here. 399 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,643 My family needs me. 400 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:43,311 My story is still being written. 401 00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:47,239 And the next word in it is yeeargh! 402 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,837 You're coming too, friends. 403 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,000 Hidilly doodily, Saviorino! 404 00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:10,488 For once, Flanders, you owe me. 405 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,195 _ 406 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,531 Homer Simpson. Hmm, what can I say? 407 00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:24,127 He slept through Mass. He'd floss with a Bible ribbon. 408 00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:28,113 I'm afraid he leaves behind no good deed to remember him by. 409 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,952 Just another fat pinball slipping past God's flippers. 410 00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:36,030 Here's something the church never heard of: 411 00:19:36,032 --> 00:19:38,716 A guy coming back from the dead! 412 00:19:39,682 --> 00:19:41,311 God bless him. 413 00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:44,147 My bald, beautiful boy. 414 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,798 No good deeds, Reverend? 415 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,209 I've got a new end for your eulogy: 416 00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:50,561 Thank God for Homer Simpson! 417 00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:53,990 That's my dad. Suck it, other dads. 418 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:58,052 You miss two birthdays and a school play 419 00:19:58,054 --> 00:20:00,747 and suddenly you're the bad guy. 420 00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:05,335 I knew you'd make it back. 421 00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:08,988 I knew it. I knew it. 422 00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:12,324 You were wrong. You were wrong! 423 00:20:12,402 --> 00:20:14,677 And you were wrong, preacher man. 424 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,513 Just premature. 425 00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:20,499 I knew he'd make it. Since five seconds ago. 426 00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:22,334 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 427 00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:24,503 ♪ He's now a jolly good fellow ♪ 428 00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:27,172 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 429 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,100 ♪ He totally didn't die ♪ 430 00:20:29,176 --> 00:20:31,435 ♪ He totally didn't die. ♪ 431 00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:34,680 Simpson, I always knew you had it in you. 432 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,700 That'll do, Flanders. That'll do. 433 00:20:38,526 --> 00:20:39,584 Aww. 434 00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:53,791 I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive! 435 00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:56,277 Well, you don't have to make a meal out of it. 436 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:57,703 Yi-yo-yu! 437 00:20:57,781 --> 00:21:00,039 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 438 00:21:00,116 --> 00:21:01,465 ♪ He's now a jolly good fellow ♪ 439 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,468 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 440 00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:07,230 ♪ He totally didn't die. ♪ 441 00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,438 Shh. 442 00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:38,388 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com